Atomic Code-Monkey Boy

Me: I want a new title on my business cards: Atomic Code-Monkey Boy
Him: Whaaaat!
Him: Atomic is soooooo 50′s.
Me: Exactly.
Me: I’m bringing the pulp back into programming.
Him: heh
Me: I’m an atomic anthropomorphic gorilla who, as a result of a mad science experiment, has the mind of a genius programmer from the 21st century. Tragically the atomic matter-transfer time-travel proceedure has made me a little looney so my genius doesn’t show through as much.
Me: But that’s the hook see!
Me: I’m actually spending time trying to reclaim my brilliance
Me: Ha!
Me: IGOR!!!!!

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