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A Message to IE6 Users

Is your web broken? Are you still using IE6? If you answered yes to either of these questions then you should have answered yes to the first one. Friends, we face a techno-demic of tragic proportions these days. Loved ones are left to flounder on the web using an outdated browser such as IE6. It’s a sad affair. Children are updating their blogs, uploading photos, remixing videos of themselves doing highly embarrassing things, and their parents cannot monitor what they are doing on the Internet because they use IE6 and their web is broken.

Don’t let this be you. Update your browser today. Better yet, switch to a better browser like Safari, Chrome, or even Firefox. If you don’t already own a Mac, why not start now?

(Some restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited. Offer good while supplies last. Side effects may include: nausea, heartburn, constipation, diarrhea, carpel tunnel, nearsightedness, lapses in moral judgement, loss of common sense, outrage, fits of laughter, total and utter confusion, despondency, hopelessness, and the need to discipline your children. Call a doctor if symptoms persist. Member FDIC. Call NOW!)

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