Category Archive
The following is a list of all entries from the Non-Sequitur category.
Wanted: Henchman
I need a henchman.
I was up all night plotting my plot to take over the world, and you know what? I don’t have a henchman. I can’t rule the known world without a henchman! It’s against union regulations! I’m soooooooooooo despondent right now.
Yellow Lampshades with Pink Spots
Do you find sadness sad?
Do you hate hatred?
Do you fear fear?
If you answered yes to any of the questions above, I cannot help you. But there is good news on the horizon! If you act now, on this one-time special Internet-only offer, you too can —
We interrupt this blog to warn all citizens that Godzilla is on a rampage in Neo Tokyo. We are evacuating all denizens of IRC, Jabber, and email to a server nearby his rather large tail. We are asking that you comply with our wishes and leave a pot of horseradish outside your backdoor. Thank-you. That is all.
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